My Gynocologist Looks Like Richard Gere

by Tova Gabrielle
Sunday, September 08, 2002


 gently, even reverently, he parts my lips.
and then probes.
my gynocologist looks like Richard Gere
He asks, "so how is your writing coming?"
"Who the fuck cares!" my vagina screams,
I settle upon, "Tell ya later… umm, that spot, there!"
"Here?"
"up a little".
"Here?"
"Almost. Yes there."
"Tender?"
"Tender."
"Well. I wouldn't worry, he says," worrying me as he breaks contact.
"Wonderfully pink, splendidly healthy," he asserts.
Even the professionals have to ruin the mood;
And, so politely with that doctor shit....